Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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An old man yelling at the cloud

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

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What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.