Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

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What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events