Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.