What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

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What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!