Reference Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Reside Jokes More Reside Jokes

Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside?

HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.