Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
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He's been living under The Rock.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Clearly not this one!
G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Get back in the ship, men!"
A sub-marine
For palomino-money!
They're married.
A **decaf**alon
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
Your teeth !
They never expect a ring
cause she's a two-timin' four.
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
Dwayne Johnson