The Continental OP.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
A brick gets laid!
A Buddha Pest.
You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.
Parti-san
HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE