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Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity