You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
They have engineers
slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
STARbucks.
A **decaf**alon
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
Parti-san
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
