Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman