What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home