Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.