What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.