What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.