What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.