What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.