What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson