Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride