Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.