Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.