How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.