Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden