What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.