How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe