How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe