Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.