Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time