Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"