Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy