Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.