Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.