What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Because they're jahbless!

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.