What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...