What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...