What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.