Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.