Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.