Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.