Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.