Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.