What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.