What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.