What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!