What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Jockey Jokes More Jockey Jokes

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!