What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!