What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!