What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!