What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!