What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.