What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!