What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!