Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !