Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!