Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!