Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!