Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!