Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!