Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!