Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.