Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Previous Random Joke Next
Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Bent One Jokes More Bent One Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.