Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.