Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.