What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.