What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"