What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.