Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.