Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !