Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.