What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.