What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

Who the biggest Loser of them all?

Type this in on your search bar. LOSER.COM

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What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !