What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !