What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.