What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate