What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!