Inmate Jokes

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Cellfie Jokes More Cellfie Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee?

Mike Tyson's inmate number.

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.