Inmate Jokes

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Staff Jokes More Staff Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

Prison Inmate Jokes More Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.