Inmate Jokes

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Staff Jokes More Staff Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

How do you think the unthinkable ?

With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!