Inmate Jokes

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder?

A Leper-Con

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

Young Woman Jokes More Young Woman Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.