Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.