Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined