Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.