Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.