Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.