Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!