Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Because proper tea is theft!

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Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.