Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

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Because he hated the B shu!

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.