Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.