What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.