What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.