What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!