What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!