What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.