What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!