What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.