What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!