What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.