What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!