What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

8 Foot Jokes More 8 Foot Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)