What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

8 Foot Jokes More 8 Foot Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.