What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

8 Foot Jokes More 8 Foot Jokes

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf