What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother