What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.