What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.