What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother