What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.