What one noun, verb, and US President s...

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.