Verb Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"