Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.