Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"