Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.