What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.