What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.