What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.