What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.