What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)