What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.