What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...