What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here