What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here