Desert Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?

NSFW Because it's full of Arab seamen.

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What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Because Windows 7 8 9.

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How do you starve a black guy?

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Where do hipsters get their water?

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