What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

What's a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !

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What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.