What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.