What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."

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What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!"

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.