What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.