What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt