What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.