Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.