Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
He became enlightened.
It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
They both hate been stabbed
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
He was a pieromaniac.
A'lamode
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
you don't you go and grab him
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
abDUCT tape
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
