Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH