Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.