Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.