Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Previous Random Joke Next
Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)