Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
Garibaldi
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.
A coconut!
Take the P out of him.
It needed a filling.
You get a cobbler!
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Because he was absolutely ribbeting!
He just couldn't tape it anymore..
You tape bread to the ceiling.
DATE: Yes
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH