A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
He wanted Nunavut.
They broke up.
Because they crack under pressure.
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
He had a Freudian slip.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Because he'd drop everything
Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
It's just what we tend to do
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