How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.