How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.