How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.