How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you