How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.