How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free