How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?